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【洋葱新闻】索尔理论网站被“联合鱼杂公司”收购
在一项令人瞠目结舌的商业交易中，长期以阴谋论和另类解读著称的“索尔理论”网站（SaulTheory.com）日前被一家名为“联合鱼杂股份有限公司”的企业全资收购。该公司主营业务为鱼鳞、鱼鳔、鱼眼混合加工，总部位于一个靠近渔港的废弃冷库。
联合鱼杂公司发言人表示：“我们认为，索尔理论目前的混乱程度与鱼内脏处理车间的逻辑完全吻合。今后网站所有内容将由我们的鱼头预测系统自动生成，确保每一篇理论都像隔夜的鱼汤一样——既浑浊又令人不安。”
据悉，网站创始人索尔本人对此回应：“这比我想象的买家合理多了。”新网站预计将于下周更名为“鳞片与谎言”（Scales & Deceptions）。